A Two Year Old and a Balloon (from many moons ago)

Elizabeth wanted a balloon inflated. No one wished to inflate said balloon for her. She decided to inflate said balloon herself. This, as you might imagine, did not work out well. She first attempted to convince the balloon to inflate by impressing it with the amount of air one can push out of very small lungs. It was unimpressed, so she decided to increase the speed of the above mentioned air hoping to sneak past the guards. The balloon was only slightly impressed. Then she stretched the balloon out, I assume, to give extra traveling space.....and let go, slapping herself in the face and tearing a hole into the unimpressed balloon.